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My website is on Viagra. Well, to be more clear, Viagra is on my website.
Yes, that Viagra. The one whose commercials show men of a certain age doing manly things like riding a motorcycle, building a house, or working on a classic car. A woman will pop onto the scene. They will look into each others eyes, dance a little, smile, take each other’s hand, and then the Viagra information will come up. The viewer is left with the impression that the happy mature couple is going up to enjoy a little… Well you know.
Anyway, Viagra has placed itself on my website without my permission. I didn’t invite them, am not being paid by them, and am not prepared to welcome them.
So, I am not getting any benefits from this intrusion. My site is not being pumped up, displaying extended longevity, or showing particular energy for its age.
Puns definitely intended.
Now, I have no problems with Viagra itself. If a man needs it, well by all means go for it.
Remember the opening scene in This is 40 (yes, I am referring to that movie again). Paul Rudd’s Pete has taken Viagra as part of a birthday present for his wife, Debbie. He feels it will enhance his performance. Once Debbie finds out about it, her reaction is not at all what he was hoping for. She’s annoyed and questions whether he needs Viagra in order to have sex with her. Debbie does not accept Paul’s reasoning: he simply wanted to go turbo.
Anyway, I don’t need Viagra. On my site or anywhere else.
Do you ever wonder how a computer virus happens?
My computer updates every night. I have no idea what exactly is happening when it updates. But I wonder, with all this updating, why the heck is my website being infected? Yeah, I know, I know the computer being updated is not related to the website. But still, with all the virus protection everywhere, why is my site being invaded? I wish it was due to the massive number of people being drawn to it. Sigh.
I don’t know. I just want the Viagra advertisements off my website. Leave me alone Viagra. Go help those who need a rise.
WordPress has shown that some advertising will show up on blogs. I’m curious to know if there are any on the Madhouse and if so what they are.
Thanks for letting me know that. It is really getting on my nerves. I guess that’s obvious.
It also pisses me off that is on the wordpress reader.
As it should. You didn’t sign up to peddle Viagra.
Exactly!
This isn’t advertising on WordPress. Unfortunately your WordPress was hacked. The attacker has set up a “backdoor” and is probably running a hidden admin user in order to make changes to your code.
Here is an explanation and prescription for how to get rid of the hack http://wordpress.org/support/topic/major-viagra-hack
On the good side, it means that you have a popular site, making it attractive to hackers to put advertisements on.
Thanks Martin.
I hate it when that happens (the ad part, I haven’t had the viagra experience myself). Hope you can take care of it.
A friend of mine is on top of the problem and I think it will be handled. Darn – look at that previous sentence – now everything can be read from the perspective of something sorted.
I read this last night and died laughing! Couldn’t wait until I had time to get on my computer so I could respond! All of the puns were perfect!
With as many times as you used Viagra, I wouldn’t be surprised if they contacted you and asked to really advertise! 🙂
I am so glad it made you laugh. It was definitely meant to do so.
You know if they actually contacted me and talked money, I would think about it.
Totally!! I’d completely support that Viagra and help you Viagra come up with new Viagra themes and logos and Viagra make it very kid friendly!
hehehehehe.
No, seriously, a corporate sponsor would be awesome!
Big terk jerking laughs. Thanks.
I’ve always wondered why your blog attacted mostly women!
Good one. LOL.
Ah, puns. Funny. Also gross.
I’ll take that.
love the puns 🙂
I hate some ads too, don’t know why we get some of them but I don’t think I have those viagra ones 😉 ha!ha!
Glad you enjoyed them.
I think hackers are always at work.